QVC, best known as a home shopping channel, is producing a holiday movie, Holly & the Hot Chocolate. And yes, it’s a romance between a big-city gal and a small-town guy.

The movie will drop on the network’s free streaming service, QVC+, on Thanksgiving, and features QVC host David Venable as a hot chocolate vendor, per Variety.

Of course, QVC will also sell the cocoa mix.

Meanwhile, Discovery+ has two films boosting its Food Network stars: Bobby Flay cameos in one as a food critic, while Duff Goldman of “Holiday Baking Championship” plays host of a gingerbread house competition in another.

Holiday schlock is solid TV business

Entertainment Weekly rounded up 164 films coming to networks and streaming services this year, most of them romances. (One, however, is about a killer Santa robot.)

The reigning champ of holiday movies is Crown Media Family Networks’ Hallmark Channel, which has produced 300+ holiday movies since 2009, per Forbes.

They’re fast and cheap, but yield great results. They:

• Shoot year-round, typically in Canada due to favorable tax credits
• Cost ~$2m to make (including ~$50k in fake snow for those not shot in winter)
• Take 2-3 weeks to film and generate $1.2m-$1.5m for the local economy
• Attract 80m+ viewers, making Hallmark the most-watched channel among women ages 18-49 and 25-54 every holiday season
• Generate $350m+, a third of the channel’s annual ad revenue

This year, Hallmark has 40 new holiday films, the earliest of which premiered before Halloween — oddly enough, it was not the one about a ghost who must help a man rediscover his holiday spirit.

Despite having Bob Iger’s return on our 2022 bingo card, the move came as a surprise Sunday night when it was announced by Disney’s board.

Iger held the top role at Disney from 2005 to 2020, and led the acquisitions of Pixar ($7.4B), Marvel ($4B), Lucasfilm ($4B), and 21st Century Fox ($71.3B).

In the short time Iger was away, he invested in and advised hot content startups like Genies, Funko, and Canva.

• Iger chose Bob Chapek to fill his shoes in February 2020. Since then, Chapek’s faced PR crises and has struggled to move Disney+ toward profitability.

One person upset about the news: Netflix CEO Reed Hastings. “Ugh. I had been hoping Iger would run for President. He is amazing,” Hastings tweeted.

The rise of accessory dwelling units (ADUs — think, tiny modular homes, granny flats, and carriage houses) caught our attention.

Especially since newer, ADU-friendly legislation in places like California and New Hampshire are increasing these affordable property values.

Our research team revealed a hoard of bank-making products in the small appliances Trends report. One Amazon item even rakes in $2.6m/mo.

The rest, per Jungle Scout data:

• ​​Mini countertop oven: ~$330k/mo.
• Portable countertop dishwasher: ~$130k/mo.
• Mini waffle maker: ~$90k/mo.
• Small foldable washing machine: ~$50k/mo.
• Mini countertop wine cooler: ~$46k/mo.

If you like products and profits, there are hundreds of studies and thousands of founders inside Trends.

How many people does it take to convince the federal government to turn up the heat on an accused monopoly?

The surprising answer: a few million rabid Taylor Swift fans.

Last Tuesday…

… a flood of traffic crashed Ticketmaster’s website during the Taylor Swift Eras Tour presale, per The New York Times. Because of what the company termed “historically unprecedented demand,” Ticketmaster canceled the Friday public sale.

Swifties, left in a lurch, had nowhere to turn because Ticketmaster is the country’s foremost gatekeeper of live music.

• Thanks to its 2010 merger with parent company Live Nation, Ticketmaster occupies 80%+ of music venue ticket sales.
• This enables the company to get away with sketchy practices, like additional fees that can amount to 78% of a ticket’s value.

Pearl Jam and other bands have raged at Ticketmaster for decades, but grunge band anger evidently doesn’t stir the pot quite like pure, unfiltered pop.

Elected officials are pouncing

Earlier this month, President Biden said his administration would crack down on “hidden junk fees,” and the T-Swift debacle has led more politicians to weigh in.

The Department of Justice is reportedly investigating Live Nation, a probe that predates last week’s fiasco, according to CBS.

The angriest party? Swifties who didn’t get a ticket are taking their wrath out on Ticketmaster by organizing to break up the company.

As The Guardian’s Arwa Mahdawi put it: “Move over Karl Marx, it looks like Taylor Swift just radicalized the masses.”

💋 On this day: In 1968, Captain Kirk (William Shatner) and Lt. Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) kissed in “Star Trek” episode “Plato’s Stepchildren” — the first kiss between Black and white co-stars on US TV.

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